Social media experts are the cool kids at retard camp.

I think this guy hit it pretty straight on. The commenters are imbeciles but the OP makes a very good point.

Why I will never hire a "Social Media Expert"

I also hate SEO specialists, the word BLOG, anything prefixed by "cyber", the term "hacker" or "to hack", people who make "lists" of things they hate, the overuse of quotations, poor spellars, and when people use the word "ignorant" incorrectly.